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If cultivation is allowed: Home Depot/Lowes could possibly be affected.
Maybe short CXW which operates some private prisons in California.
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From an economic perspective, how is it supposed to boost the stock?
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There will be less profit fr... |
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This company has caused me much grief. As someone who entered the market around the age of 13 (am only 22), I saw pre-crash and post-crash life. I invested smart and held long.
...then I got introduced to options. Lost whatever I gained from investing long, lost more and ... |
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You lost a liberal arts degrees average yearly salary betting Apple would go to 200? WTF
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My favorite one so far
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I cannot fathom the level of autism it took for you to place this bet.
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This is definitely the outright worst... |
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> has son
> all in
> $1k
Your life sucks mate
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No, that's just how much I trust him to make me money
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Their point is that $1k is not a lot of money. If you're saying that you only trust your son with $1k that makes sense, but it... |
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Fuck logic and my puts
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I actually do not understand why TSLA is up so much.. can someone explain?
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Elon promised it would be profitable in the second half of this year. Also dumping NVDA for their own hardware which they believe is better.... |
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looks like you had 3k in RH, did you promise to pay back 4k or what
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I needed $1000 for hospital bill, i borrowed $4000 with plan to pay the bill with $1000 and turn $3000 into $4000 on RH and cash out to pay him back
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Get a job and pay him... |
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don’t u just hate it when you go to take a shit and come back, and the zionists and the global elites have established a new world order ��
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or when trump is taking a shit and tweets that this is happening then SPY dumps to 270 in 5 mins
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290 high profile families will NOT be having tendies tonight.
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real rich people don't change their lifestyle because they lost only 1M
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They also don't invest in chumps like him.
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Apparently, this guy has written books about... |
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All of a sudden people like Tesla now.
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I’m surprised and not that Andrew Left did a 180 on his Tesla stance and went long.
I use to be a Tesla bear too but am starting to see the light.
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You must make a killing with conviction like that
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There will be an obvious appeal, that they can likely win. This all started from Microsoft, Oracle and Nokia in 2012, who clearly don't even do phones anymore.
https://www.blog.google/around-the-globe/google-europe/android-has-created-more-choice-not-less/.
I challenge yo... |
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Based on the last few times futures were green, today is going to be a red day.
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Every day has been a red day.
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Today's red day will make the other red days look like green days.
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That's qui... |
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I thought the same thing too when I heard about it but who would've thought non-alcoholic beer or caffeine free coffee would be a success?
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Can't tell if serious or just Mormon...
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I'm Mormon from the waist down
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A virgin?
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Everything you just wrote gave me an erection that has yet to deflate. I'm all the way up.
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Always nice when the pros back-up your bullish thesis. I guess if they are wrong we will all ride this bitch down together.
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>Always nice wh... |
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Pump more MU, short INTC, Long YUM. Gonna refinance my Corolla to make those gains.
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What’s your dd on YUM
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My lunch
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Hmm how much you weigh?
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289.6 and will be going to the new Taco Bell nearby reg... |
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Kiss my $25k in calls goodbye
edit: proof for the doubters: https://imgur.com/a/so395Ju
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Praying to bezos for gains today
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They are making a massive push in EM (read India). I expect them to announce a major increase in prime subscribers. Hoping they lift up the Qs towards the end of the month.
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There's a few things to consid... |
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Oh no bby wat ya doin
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When everyone says zig, you zag
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Before wagging the zag, did you happen to catch that the only income of this ~800mil company for ‘17 was his wife buying his other ... |
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I mean I think most people have known that it is inevitable; the article gives a 24 month range...I'm not really surprised by this
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Just to elaborate why you shouldn't sell TODAY even if a bear market occurs in the next 24 months.
Let's say it happens rap... |
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Rekt
Edit: it’s fking priced in. ��
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SMALL TIME RETAIL STOCK OWNERS CAN'T MOVE THE MARKET
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^so ^That ^others ^can ^whisper
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Airbnb is gonna be sick tho
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They’ll go down in flames once every big city in America decides to make it illegal for speculators to buy a ton of apartments/condos and use them as de facto hotels.
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Gotta fucking hate it when innovators make ... |
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garbage
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well fuck
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Let's not mention MNKD to him...
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Probably a safe bet. You don't want to dig up old SEC complaints when you're facing prison time.
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Wage cuck faggot.
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You probably can't even pass an interview.
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I can interview just fine. The background check and urinalysis are the tough parts for me.
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I think it's finally settled guys. W... |
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Whats your DD on this
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I am Canadian. Almost everyone I know in Canada smokes weed or is against criminalization of recreational use. Not just hippies but regular working class people. Former Premiers of Provinces have come out in favour of legalization. The... |
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No one said the dumb sand nigs are intelligent. Money doesnt buy class or intelligence.
https://twitter.com/rickgladstone/status/1172939680574316544
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These replies to you show that we are no longer like “if 4chan found a bloomberg terminal”
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You didn’t speak up when trump bamboozled everyone else. Now that you are bamboozled, I’m afraid there is no one left to stand up with you.
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They first came for the Latinos, but you didn't speak out; then they came for the Dreamers, you still didn't speak ou... |
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Start buying iTunes gift cards now. That way you'll have plenty ready when the IRS calls
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??
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Common phone scam.. some guy claims he's an officer with the IRS and someone will come arrest you if you don't go to RiteAid and buy $5,000 worth o... |
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I can't say that I'm not happy about the crash. I missed out on the gains when I could've gone in at $15, and I shouldn't be happy because people lose money, but jealousy is a hell of a drug. Whenever it falls I console my missed out gains by thinking "I probably wouldn't ha... |
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Tomorrow is Friday. Thats all I need to say
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I’m retarded, please explain
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Tomorrow is Friday.
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this helped, thank you.
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In layman’s terms, tomorrow is Friday
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haha
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I know you're trolling, but the same thing happened to me in 2016 when WSB was shilling penny stocks. I lost $5k in a couple months at 18 years old because I listened to WSB. I did own a like 500 AMD shares though, I shoulda held
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Did ... |
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Banks playing a huge game of chicken right now. First one to go bankrupt loses.
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What do you think about the fed bailing the banks out again, only permanently with QE? At a certain point in the interest rate cycle and with such high levels of debt globall... |
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What the fuck why do u have all ur fucking money in a fucking biopharm stock that is testing trials what the fuck
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obviously this was the trade that was going to make him a millionaire so that he could retire. everyone needs that 1 trade to push them through... |
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As if I can afford anything but some cheap chinaphone
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Implying that the iPhone isn’t a Chinaphone
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*cheap* Chinaphone
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You can get a high quality iPhone 3 on ebay for 20 bucks. Very hip
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So long $AAPL?
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i prefer spotify, but ask anyone gen x and most use apple music. unfortunately, one way or another, spotify will die
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Unless I'm missing something, is gen x really the focal point of new music? I thought that was gen y(millennials) and gen z.
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$350 is nothing bruh
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Was probably 10k in options, so he lost over half of that at least.
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Nah, he posted a screenshot and it was 10k worth of commons.
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Commons for you shares
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V, AMD, ABDE, NVDA
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V down 4% now. You think it's an overreaction?
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my 140 calls are getting ripped a new asshole
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Lol right there with you. Don't wanna panic sell and especially not at this much of a one day drop. Got 7... |
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Nah. They’ll each be one of the ruling clans we’ll have to choose to pledge our allegiance to.
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All in AMZN.
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Seriously this. Amazon has lots of experience managing a huge army of low-educated employees. There is no way Google has the mu... |
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Futures are green. Correction is over. MU to 50 by Monday’s closing.
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$MU to $80 by year end.
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HAH it would be more likely for me to have a girlfriend by the end of the year.
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Quick get this boy a girlfriend! we must make ... |
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I love how they are parked in front of a 200k home.
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Why buy more house than you need?
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???, who needs a Lamborghini?
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Do you even Tai Lopez?
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Can't afford the bookshelves
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futures are green boys we going to the moon. load up on calls!!
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You really like buying at the top/bottom my man.
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Says the Dropbox puts guy.
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Lol my original Dropbox puts are still profitable. I got them like a month a... |
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fags, the market is going to bounce.if we close below SPY weekly 200 MA (235.65) for a day or two, buy calls because we will retest that support (new resistance), not to mention any prolonged bouncing will be because of mango man trying to save face, and depending on the lev... |
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This was always a good long stock imo. You can either root for the evil cable companies or the up and coming cable-cutter companies. I just don't see the cable companies ever redeeming themselves at this point. They will be bleeding out to companies like Netflix for many yea... |
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You've got two options now:
Chase your high and lose most of that in other risky plays on the market in the coming months.
or
Diversify into solid stocks and ETFs and retire in 5 years, that's seriously life changing money at your age and you should now be thinking defens... |
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They already lost south east asia to local startups. Future looks grim for Uber and hope they can learn from their mistakes
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they lost China and India. Thats like half of Asia. They are fucked.
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That’s about 1/3 of the entire world.
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always limi
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What if I wait for Market to open and then place market order?
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You'll risk paying more than you wanted to.
Limit orders stay open until filled or when you say to stop looking and they limit what you'll pay. It's better to ... |
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lol just found this sub and started following.
I almost always have open orders for Snap puts. It's one of the few things in the market I have faith in.
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Day to day fluctuations or what?
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I'll just put in an order for a strike at or... |
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Tesla calls.
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Tesla puts.
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Tesla Iron Condors
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What in the actual fuck are those
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It's when you risk a lot to make a little based on the belief that the stock is asleep. Protip: it's rarely sleeping
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Trump is like one of those WSB users who accidentally got rich except somehow more autistic
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> WSB users who accidentally got rich except somehow more autistic
This is exactly why wsb users should never run for office
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Or inherit money... |
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why tho
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Trump fucked up. Again.
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If anything ends this bull market in the near future, it would be Trump and whatever his newest gaffe that finally gets him impeached.
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He's gotta do something illegal to get impeached
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Lol it was a one time thing, I panicked because I clicked the wrong option. I underwrite loans so I don't deal with trading, don't work at a big bank.
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Sure thing kid. Anyone who's ever used an ATM machine before would know the difference between deposit an... |
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welp time for a good cry
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You can always get more money my friend.
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Yes, it could have been a down payment. But it also could have been doubled, etc. You took a risk and that's pa... |
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semi truck unveil will be good in 1 month, just wait
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The first semi truck technology is going to be a bunch of smart-trucks following an actual driver (like a train, but with trucks on the road).
Source: Heard it from some random guy at my career fair who ... |
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Lol nigga got cucked by inflation. He lost 12%. HE LOST 12% OF HIS GAINS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS. JESUS CHRIST.
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Wtf you talking about
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He lost 12% of those tendies to inflation since his initial investment dumbass nigga
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These... |
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Buffett: *whispers* I'm still invested in Sirius XM Radio
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I don't understand how Sirius is such a shit company. They still have their radios in almost every new car that gets sold in the US, if they made an effort to make their service worth two shits it wo... |
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ALL IN HMNY
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These are very safe shares (not options!) and it has dropped a ton recently (not overbought like AMZN!) so this definitely passes OP's "requirements". Time to all in HMNY, OP
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If OP doesn't buy HMNY he should be banned.
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he gon scare errybody with talks and numbers, if he even says the word "rates" at all then it's over for sure.
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he just has to vaguely say something that rhymes with rates and there goes the dow
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Well instead he's getting talked to about min... |
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Thanks for posting this.
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>Does anyone actually read this? I assume most people here just go " lel JNIG moon yacht Lisa Su blowjob faggot Autism AYYYMD" and then bet on JDST
Snek kek
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Honest question, is this really a document prepare... |
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the SUNE threads were great, especially immediately after filing for bankruptcy.
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I am still holding SUNEQ to this day..
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avg cost basis? I'm waiting to get in at aroudn .10-.12
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bruh im in at like $6 a share, at this poin... |
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took the bus to work this morning?
(nice ride btw)
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Not my car and I ubered to a meeting
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Yeah I'm driving people around [right now](http://imgur.com/wgqEwOk)
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Do you just sit here and th... |
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Just say nigger we all know it’s what you mean by the n-word and now you make us all have to say it in our heads because your too much of a pussy too say it yourself
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My advice is don't make a habit of it so you accidentally say it on a conference call
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When it comes to investments there are some people that are extremely risk averse and will only put their money into guaranteed, low-return assets. On the opposite side of the spectrum is this subreddit.
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> there are some people that are extremely risk... |
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Watch /u/TrueLibertyorDeath get rich off puts
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YEAH BOI TO THE CORE!
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gotta ask, how the fuck you lost money in Oct with puts?
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Emotional trading and chasing losses. Howd you lose money in October?
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FNMA, FMCC will never be put back into private hands, the money from both those companies are needed for the better good of society (government funding). Get over yourself you unhinged faggots with your "Don't touch my fannie" bullshit
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gtfo you commie
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Is zuckerberg raping a small child live on the call? Why is it tanking so much
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Future outlook looks more grim everyday. Fuck facebook.
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why?
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Dropping userbase and millennial support.
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So what? Facebook ... |
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omg RIP monday 123,000 thats like all of them considering they make 2 a month or some shit
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Holy shit I should I have the bankruptcy puts everyone was on about
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Jan 2020 Tesla 20 puts are fucking 2 hundred dollars a piece. And there are hund... |
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Wa da fuq!!!! Is this real?!
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That’s around 20 per share though, and dilution. Might it actually drop? 550 mill divided by 27.1 mil shares = 20.3 per share..
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Oh then I will buy the fuck out. Google backed infrastructure! This is what JD nee... |
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Just give me your money.
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Want all my stocks instead?
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What are you holding?
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Manchester United
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Against West Ham? Bet the house and you'll be fine.
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TSLA went up 2.5% today. It looks like the more you short sell TSLA, the more it goes up.
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To be truthful Tesla has made me the most money out of every ticker. Enron Musk is my hero.
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>Enron Musk
This nickname needs to catch on right no... |
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Did you use wizdaddy?
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Nah I just picked a ticker off the anticipated earnings sheet and after 10 minutes of DD I developed a position and stuck with it.
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Can u eli5? What's a ticker where do u get the earnings sheet, you know DD as well... |
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Why'd you cut out the part where he walks past the 'total bankruptcy' sign and into oncoming traffic?
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Haha what's the source? I want to giggle through my tear flavored tendies.
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He photoshopped the wording on the signs. That's not from the... |
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how does this work?
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This joke will be ripped off in shower thoughts
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I don't know if it was mentioned yet, but [OP ripped this joke off](https://twitter.com/thinkmariya/status/874675195067326464)
Oh and OP's a faggot
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Pretty sure that person ripped it off so... |
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Stop being a pussy.
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“Pussy” is a gender-agnostic term here, you fag. By the way, “fag” is gender-agnostic too.
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Stop being a front-hole
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Stop assuming hole location!
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This thing was below $12 there for a half second... crazy
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I imagine it'll be below $12 for a lot longer than half a second.
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below 10 on monday
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Monday employees get to sell their shares
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TFW Robinhood loses investors at least 1 mil in a day so they roll out free features to retain Public good will
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I'm with this guy. Was going to start up Robinhood... then saw this post. I'm not so sure now.
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I can't tell if this is fake or not, I really can't
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I can tell, by the pixels. Spend more time on the internet, my friend.
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Couldn't like somebody get the HTML and edit it or something.
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Inspect Element, yes
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Bought 1 just for shits
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You paid your $10 Fee, for a $20 Share that is going up just $2-$4?
Attaboy, welcome to the club.
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More like 50 cents, this is the only way I can feel alive.
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50 Cents fee? Where in the fuck... |
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Get a real broker. Anyone who uses rh is bound to fail. It attracts idiots with low capital then sucks you dry.
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Why the hate. How does it suck you dry
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RH is for suckers. Y'all are bums with shitty trading skills if you can't afford a ... |
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fx trading? :/
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Judging by this comment and the swift downvotes my original post is getting, I'm guessing there is little-to-no interest in FX trading here
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I do it.. I just don't tell anyone on here.
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Bitch you tell eve... |
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When market goes down .5%, my profilio goes down 75%.
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Schwab doesn't know that my margin funds are also on margin
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And that your margin on your margin, is secured against your house and your father in law was guarantor on your mortgage?
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Hahaha this is fantastic.
“Between 5 and 25 % on $60 billion.”
In other words, “we are putting a nominal tariff because we said we’d retaliate but really we don’t have much left to do.”
The market feared escalation; this is not escalation.
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Amazon Fresh and Automated Stores are a few tiny experiment pilot programs that Amazon plans to afford to fail 99 to 1, as long as they get 1 big success out of them. Amazon doesn't have any immediate overhaul plans for Whole Foods either - the stores are running the same... |
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People who are long the options have the choice to exercise them even if they are out-of-the-money.
SPY closed at 267.67 yesterday so normally all of those options would expire worthless. Since the stock went below 266.50 after the close, people who were long the 266.5 put... |
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Happy Cake Day Logicalthinking247! Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself.
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Would anyone be kind enough to ELI5 what the pros and cons of this are? For instance, I don't know enough about the subject to understand how millions less being covered by insurance is profitable? Or is this just purely being presented as a US balance sheet *must*? If it... |
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My WSB reaction: this is complete homophobic poppycock. He’s only ditching NFLX and FB to avoid FAGMAN.
My measured reaction: there seems to be more and more love being thrown toward MSFT as of late. Seems to be gaining more and more steam awaiting a pop. Intriguing. If the... |
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Jesus christ how naive can you be
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Who?
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You
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Me? Couldn't be.
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then who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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The cookie industry was a necessary casualty of our glorious trade war!
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would you care to manage my portfolio ? its about a hunnid bux, I'll give you %1 of the profit
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Shit I'd give him 2k
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If he makes 200k with my hunnid then sure thing friend
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Rip
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Rest in pu$$y
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>F.S. Comeau, a Montreal-area 30-something, recently hung up his WallStreetBets mouse after a stretch that landed him in the doctor’s office. “I lost well over $150,000 on oil from 2014 to 2015,” said Comeau, who says he made most of his money back trading options on Appl... |
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If you are poor, I highly suggest you better not yolo this one.Everyone is bullish, and IV will kill u.AMZN will end up like FB and msft: beat the fuck out of estimate and went flat.
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sell puts!
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Yeah, only if you have like $80,000 on hand t... |
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Boss said I'll be let go if I don't stop screeching and using company resources to print and distribute headshots of Su Bae.
Edit: holy fuck we just broke $15
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Fuck that guy. You don't need negativity like that in your life
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Wow 25b wtf
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That 25x projected revenue multiple tho...
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I know Facebook has more up its sleeve, but FB has a 44 P/E ratio.
Question is, how can snapchat make more money and is it as stable as facebook.
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>Question is... |
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Whats his address again? I want to send him some memes
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Because he’s locked up you have to send it to P.O. box 329002 at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn and put his Inmate # on it which is #87850-053
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Someone hopped on TRT
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TRT should be a mandatory rite of passage for every man when he turns 30
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Where do i buy test?
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SST
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Is there a new sub after Reddit's purge? That sub was the shit. Never seen more ... |
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Why dont they just poison Putin and say they didnt do it.
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I imagine he might be a difficult fellow to get close to.
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Deliver poison on missile
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All in $dfen
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Currently getting fucked by $BA dip.
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Its absolute garbage. Tried it because i got even cheaper pricing. Its web interface only unless you want to buy some API and theres stuff you can't even trade - can't trade basic stuff like RUT. Just fucking garbage bro
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I don't plan on doing anything... |
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Never ever do a market order on any options.
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I’m trying to find the best way to sell my Nvdia calls on open if there is a huge sell off. Their 225 strike deep ITM
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Put in a limit order below the market before open.
A market order ca... |
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We'll all be in first class when MSTX trial results are released GFY
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I need to find shares to short when all you faggots can't get out of this worthless penny stock fast enough.
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I'm not in it. I just got fucked by Netflix, a legit company ... |
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Jesus... What the fuck are they putting in the water?
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He been drinking that flint water
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> And I'm not just talking about fluoride or arsenic either.
what are you talking about then?
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Guys it's a glitch. Relax.
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but after seeing baba at $190 in pre-market, that’s how it feels man
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Hey I feel you, man. I've got $187.50 calls expiring today.
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starting to look good now
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